all I’m saying is that if my child was screaming at me and throwing things the night before their birthday, there would be no birthday party that year or anytime in the next 3 years

the amount of bullshit this girl is doing right now
why do only children get such separation anxiety?
her parents are literally down the street at dinner so she calls them SOBBING, demanding they come home and then she straight up opens the front door and tries to run down the street in her pajamas
AND her birthday is tomorrow, the amount of spoiled happening right now is not ok

is it so much to ask for a box of thin mints and some head

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

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jane margolis + clothes

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iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

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ytoob:

okcalculator:

black velvet lips, the trilogy

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY

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psychoactivelectricity:

Different densities of liquids …

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raisesomehale:

weloveshortvideos:

Cutest thing ever - Vine by Cheyenne Moore

SHRIEKS THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST

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theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

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georgecuntstanza:

Hey I made a playlist of cool, chill jams. It’s some of my favorite stuff and you can download it here. Enjoy!

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